Shortcut to a woman’s heart

4th April 2011

When Mel Gibson read Helen Hunt’s thoughts and thus reacted accordingly before she’d even finished thinking, in the eyes of many a man he became a hero. For the woman’s brain is one of the best kept secrets in the world. Nevertheless, there have been a few moments of clarity regarding this subject every now and then in history. In Geoffrey Chaucer’s “The Wife of Bath”, for instance, an old woman lifts the secret and confides to one of King Arthur’s knights: “What women want most is sovereignty over their husbands.”
However, modern women want more than sovereignty over their husband. The woman of today wants her partner to understand her; he must identify with her personality, her dreams and hopes, her desires and – most difficult – be able of coping with her, even when she herself no longer knows what she wants.
Caviar may not offer the key to a woman’s brain. But – if offered by the right person – a tin of caviar can free her passion. There is no delicacy that enlightens the ambiance in a room and impregnates it with anticipation and joy in the same way as caviar does. Said like this, a tin of caviar is the shortcut to a woman’s heart. It’s moreover a much more pleasant choice than an electric choc à la Mel Gibson, Don’t’ you think? So do yourself and womankind a favor, try it and let yourself be surprised.


  1. maxim

    very enlightening, especially the 2nd paragraph…sounds like women want alot!

  2. Good point. I hadn’t thuohgt about it quite that way. :)

  3. Kudos to you! I hadn’t touhhgt of that!

  4. Espe

    I would just say: “because we’re worth it!”